In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your
family and friends on the phone.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through the bars
from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are OCCASIONALLY wardens who are sadistic.
At work we ALWAYS have managers.